i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”
more like “I don’t want to be harassed again by bigoted douchetrumpets”
"But the probable consequences of correcting you in this time and place outweigh the potential benefits; I’m fairly certain that I can’t change your mind, and trying will cause me harm in some fashion."
I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.